Originally produced on Broadway by DreamWorks Theatricals and Neal Street Shrek The Musical . Piano-Conductor – –3— Big Bright Beautiful World Shrek. SHREK THE MUSICAL; SCRIPT + SCORE newsies-on-a-mission: “ also the score is available for the individual instruments, but i didn’t include those. if you’re . Shrek the Musical () Movie Script. Read the Shrek the Musical full movie script online. SS is dedicated to The Simpsons and host to thousands of free TV.
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You’re big and scary. So, tell me about my groom-to-be, Lord Farquaad. By the order of Lord Farquaad, I am authorized to place you both under arrest!
I’ve heard better, I’m just sayin’ “A” for effort Thanks for playing Sad to see a princess suffer But I had it rougher Like that time a mob with torches burned my britches See the scorches? I always dreamed I’d get a happy ending And this right here?
I’m gonna bail if we’re in here for too long. Is it available to purchase the rights separately? Maybe if we all close our eyes and clap really hard! Well, Sir Shrek, the battle is won. I pray that you take this favor as a token of my gratitude. Look here, lady, that’s my Your welcome is officially worn out!
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Ogres are not like parfaits! There’s something going on around here I’ve been watching and the signals are clear A nervous laugh when she brushes his skin The sweaty palms The big dopey grin Hm, hm, hm With a giggle and a shrrk of her hair I smell the pheromones in the air Making musiccal eyes over their food They need my help here in setting the mood Oh, you don’t believe love is blind?
Once upon a time to look like us would be a pity But now we know that beautiful Ain’t always pretty I waited all my life Lived it by the book Now I know that’s not my story You take me as I am Love me as I look Standing here in all my glory I am sweetness, lam bratty I’m a princess, I’m a fatty I’m a mess of contradictions in a dress I am sassy, I am sappy When I’m with you I am happy This is my story You laugh at all my jokes Even though they’re crude You don’t mind that I’m not classy – We make a perfect pair – We make a perfect pair – Radiant and rude – Radiant and rude – So in love and much too gassy – So in love and much too gassy – We are ogres, we are scary – We are ogres, we are scary We are donkeys, we are hairy We have bold and brand-new stories to be told We will write them We will tell them You will hear them You will smell them This is our story And that is how the little ogre came to live on the swamp with a beautiful princess.
Just let go, I’ll pull you up! And don’t come back! My bride to be is gorgeous Her wedding dress, designer The guest list will be major Without a minor miner La, la, la, la, la, la, la La, la, la, la, la, la Packs of royal lackeys playing violin – Strings of royal underlings – Who will not let you in A-ha, a-ha, a-ha – Tricked-out carriage – Tricked-out carriage – Twenty stallions – Twenty stallions – With a coachman named Raoul – With a coachman named Raoul – Big reception with a boy band – Big reception with a boy band And a royal DJ By the pool Yes, I can see my future And so it shall be done It’s total domination With some torture just for fun ‘Cause I will have my wedding and!
You’re so wrapped up in layers, onion boy, you’re afraid of your own feelings! If you could only see me now, Daddy! Well, I crawled out, and up!
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Shall we play again? I’ve got your hoof, I’m not gonna drop you!
Story of my life Booted from the ball The party’s off the hook But I’m too off-the-wall That’s the story of my life You’re late, Rabbit! You gotta let librettto show you the way, because I am like a GPS with fur! They dragged me from the pond They broke my magic wand They blew our condos down Mad Hatter!
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Does the name strike fear in your heart? Skip to main content. Uh-oh “A torturous existence” I don’t remember this pan’ “She wishes she were dead” Skip ahead, skip ahead “But in the end Rapunzel finds a millionaire The prince is good at climbing And braiding golden hair” So I know he’ll appear ‘Cause there are rules and there are strictures I believe the storybooks I read by candlelight My white knight and his steed Will look just like these pictures It won’t be long now, I guarantee Day number 23 I know it’s today Here’s a good one, it’s a classic.
I’ve got my own little patch of the world It’s not a big, bright beautiful world But it’s mine All alone, it’s mine And it’s mine Yeah! Day number 8, And 23 – I know it’s today – I know It was a pretty nasty place, but he was happy because ogres like nasty. Shrek, I know you can’t hear me right now. This marriage is binding and that makes me king!
Look, I really don’t think that’s a good idea. Maybe even love you! Time to say goodbye Don’t die! So, what did Fiona say about me? We’re reading Angela’s Ashes. We wait for miracles. You cut me real deep just now. Look, there’s something you don’t know! You know, I should probably mention this little thing about the princess – that happens at night.
Well, um, let me put it this way, Princess, men of Farquaad’s stature are in short supply. Princess, where are you? I better get my recipe box. Just like you did to Fiona! Estimated duration 0 sec.
Oh, I should’ve worn my cup. Well, I got some friends who think otherwise – And here they are Direct from my imagination – Three blind mice – Watch your step, girls Three blind mice See how they run You gotta turn up the heat You gotta butter the pan You got to make a move and don’t be afraid Reach for her hand Maybe give her a kiss – She’s waiting for a move to be made – Waiting for a move to be made – You got to – Got to – Got to – Got to – Got to – Got to, yeah – You gotta make a move – You gotta make a move Yeah Mm.
I’m still afraid of the dark!
Shrek The Musical
I’m gonna shed my housecoat – Ah – Miss Thing, you work it out! And wherever he went, crowds would welcome him with festive torches and hatchets and fun things like that. If he was so smart, he would’ve seen that windshield coming!